Today is Dare Day at Velsoft! No not the cookies!
Today is Dare Day! No not the cookies! This is a day that we dare each other to do outrageous (but safe and legal) things. To commemorate the day, I sat down with a few (anonymous) staff at the palatial Velsoft Head Office Campus and brainstormed the perfect dare for Velsoftians throughout the Velsoft Galaxy. Here they are:
|Cindy||Start singing a pop song out loud like you’re singing opera.|
|Dave||Do your best impersonation of Dave.|
|Scott||Walk down the street in only his underwear|
|Nathan||Dance like a ballerina, instead of regular walking.|
|Luke||Bow to every staff member he walks by saying “it was an honor to meet you, my lord and master.”|
|Sandra||Write a poem for a staff member she doesn’t know very well, then perform it to them.|
|Carol||Pretend to be a pig and start sniffing all over people.|
|Simon||Act like a chicken. Start pecking at people, flapping wings, etc.|
|Pete||Call up a friend and tell them how excited you are about armpits.|
|Brandon||Walk around the room like a zombie|
|Jim||Spin on the spot 10 times, then walk in a straight line.|
|Dylan||Do a death scene, out of nowhere, as dramatic as he can.|
|Michael||Do his best impersonation of Dave.|
|Sydney||Wear all her clothes inside out.|
|Ben||Go to the pet store and ask them if they’ve got a goldfish first aid kit.|
|Alex||Blindfold him and have him kiss three objects without him knowing what they are.|
|Pablo||Act like a cat (crawl on the floor, lick his paws, etc.).|
|Jean||Swap clothes with someone and then wear their clothes for the next hour.|
|Craig||Try to make someone laugh.|
|John||Eat a spoonful of mustard or Tabasco sauce.|
|Ian||Belly dance in the Production Area|
What’s in the Pipeline:
- Ben is finishing custom projects and working with new client projects.
- Carol is getting back after her vacation.
- Jan is working on CA releases and QAing eLearning.
- Sydney is working on custom projects.
Courses released this month:
Here is the official count of courses for both courseware and eLearning, broken down by Computer and SoftSkills.
Some Of The Worst Dares People Have Actually Done (thanks to BuzzFeed)
- smear dog poop on their face
- lick puke on the parking lot floor
- snort some Sour Patch Kids sugar
- lick the entire length of the gym wall
- cover their entire face with peanut butter
- jump down a flight of stairs
- eat a bug
- drink water from the toilet with a straw.